Tuesday, November 8, 2016

She told me that I couldn't be a Nazi because Nazis didn't wet the bed: Thanks, Mom..

Socially Awkward Guy Who Makes No Eye Contact says:

I know: everyone thinks I'm a creep. And that's without me telling them that I really admire Nazi regalia. That doesn't mean I admire Nazis -- I know they were bad, I'm not stupid -- but their uniforms and hats and emblems and silverware and stuff were really, really cool...

I guess this is where I would say it's OK, I have Jewish friends, but I don't have ANY friends, and the few Jews I know think I'm creepy, too...

When I was a teenager my Mother found all my Nazi books under the bed; I think she was disappointed that she didn't find porn, like a normal kid would have. She told me that I couldn't be a Nazi because Nazis didn't wet the bed: Thanks, Mom...

Sometimes when I picture myself peeing on a girl I see myself wearing an SS Uniform, with the boots and hat and everything: I don't picture myself as actually being a Nazi, just wearing the uniform. It really adds to the experience, even if it is only in my imagination, and my posture is really really good...

I don't picture the girl I am peeing on as like a Concentration Camp victim or nothing: I don't picture a shaved head or things like that. Maybe Nazis did pee on Jewish girls in the Concentration Camps, but That's not something I've read or anything; I just assume it was something that had to have happened there...

Sometimes when I am on the Internet as a fourteen-year-old Girl I tell men that I really like Nazi clothing -- just to see what they say. You'd be surprised howe many men trolling for young girls like Nazi Stuff, too. Or maybe you wouldn't be surprised, I don't know....

Like no one else thinks these things.

I hope the Girl with the Blue Hair is working at McDonalds today.


I am Laslo.


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