Friday, November 18, 2016

"He'll add a "Ha Ha! Just kidding!" but that just makes it even creepier."

Daddy Issues America...

"Mom  -- Can I not go to Dad's this weekend?"

"Why, Amanda?"

"It's kinda gross."

"You can tell me, honey. I'm not just your Mother, I'm also your friend..."

"Well... Dad found selfies of me on the Internet."

"What kind of selfies, Amanda?"

"It wasn't like I was giving blow-jobs in them or nothing: just, you know, bra-and-panties, side-boob, under-boob -- that kind of stuff."

"That seems rather innocent, nowadays. Your Dad, though -- he's old-fashioned, he probably just doesn't get that that is something young girls do today."

"It's not just that, Mom."

"Then what IS it, Amanda?"

"These were on a 'Teenage Girls' website. Which means Dad is checking out young girls on the Internet. He's probably even jerking off to them. Ew."

"Maybe he came across them by accident."

"No, you have to create an account. I think I know which screen-name is his in the comments."

"He comments on the pictures?"

"Yeah. He's "BuffDaddyNineInches110472."

"11-04-72? That's his birthday."

"That's what kinda gave it away, Mom."

"What does he say about the girls?"

"Gross old-man stuff. Mom. How he's good-looking and likes to buy gifts for young women. He compliments them for having perky breasts and pert butts."

"That does sound like your Dad: he still uses words like that."

"It gets worse than that, Mom. He then starts asking them if they've ever sucked cocks before -- he'll add a "Ha Ha! Just kidding!" but that just makes it even creepier."

"Honey, your Dad may be a creep, but most men are today, I'm afraid."

"But he comments on MY pictures, Mom. He says that I have perky breasts and a pert butt."

"Oh my..."

"Mom? Does Dad wish he could, you know, fuck me?"

"I'm sure your Dad is just pretending, Amanda."

"Yeah, maybe. But even 'pretending' is kinda gross."

"Well, maybe we'll just have you stay home this weekend. We'll say you're ill."

"Thanks, Mom! I knew you'd be there for me."

"Always, Amanda: That's what a mother does..."

I am Laslo.

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