Socially Awkward Guy Who Makes No Eye Contact says:
It is easy to stay by yourself a lot when no one likes you very much. In High School I was friends with a Japanese exchange student for awhile, but then his English got better and he could talk with other people; soon, he stopped talking to me at all…
He had a big thing for Bukkake Porn. It wasn’t really my taste — I don’t like things that get too sticky — but I really liked the Japanese schoolgirls in knee-high socks. I once thought that if I went to Japan maybe people there wouldn’t think I was such a loser, but I don’t like seafood and my Great Uncle fought in the Pacific during World War Two…
Sometimes I just stay home for days at a time and make drawings; I don’t show them to anybody, because they already think I’m weird enough without showing them pictures I’ve drawn of Nazi Dinosaurs and Half-Naked Girls in the Pee Dungeon…
I think girls, when they first meet me, get the vibe that I want to pee on them. I don’t know how they know this, but I’m pretty sure they do. Maybe Japanese Girls would be different — maybe some would even like that — but there is no way I could learn their language: I had enough trouble trying to learn German, and they even use our same alphabet...
So I draw Nazi Dinosaurs and Half-Naked Girls in the Pee Dungeon and hide the pictures under my bed, with my masturbation sock. It’s lonely being alone, but it’s better than being out with people that think you’re a creep…
Like no one else thinks these things.
I hope the Girl with the Blue Hair is working at McDonalds today.
I am Laslo.
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