Sketchy Guy Who Works at the Adult Bookstore says:
Something you might not realize: you can tell the election is over by the porn people purchase...
In the anxiety-frenzy of the weeks before an election the porn selections get more aggressive and extreme: people now need to see grandmas anally punished by big black men, young girls with tears and mascara running down their faces as a cock is brutally shoved deep into their lipstick-smeared mouth...
After the election is over and the dust begins to settle, most people's tastes ease back to the easy comfort food of big boobs and basic fucking: doggy-style, reverse-cowgirl -- the stock meat and potatoes...
Don't get me wrong -- there are always the guys who want the anally brutalized grannies and cock-tortured teens and fat girls getting fat-fucked while someone forces Twinkie after Twinkie into their mouths, creme filling smeared upon their chubby faces: those guys don't go away, they are consistent in their appetites...
It is just that one needs to know these things to keep a proper inventory: you don't want to be left with stacks of the extreme stuff when the Nation mellows...
By the way: I knew Trump was going to win by my customers' porn selections; perhaps I'll explain that at a later date...
I am Laslo.
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